Saturday, August 2, 2014

a corporate conversation

Setting: Starbucks corporate office, wherever they decide what music the stores will play
Person One: "How do you feel about slow jams? Saxophone jazz especially."
Person Two: "Oh my gosh, I LOVE it. The more saxophone, the better.  If it's played in elevators, I'm a fan.  It makes me feel like I'm just RISING.  You know?"
Person One: "Totally.  That's it then- during the afternoon lull, elevator-style will waft through every Starbucks in the world."

And that's how I fall asleep on my feet at 2 pm.

- Demo

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